Denise had a great idea – an area of the website for fishing widows. An area exempt from the merest mention of anything piscatorial. So here it is, and these are my last words on the subject…
There was a young lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many handbags she didn’t know what to do,
One day she decided that count them she must,
But her maths was no good – she could not trust,
So she decided instead to rely on hi-tech,
But she lost the camera manual, oh feck,
At last she snapped them all on her tod,
Then downloaded them straight to her trusted iPod,
Now when she wonders how many she got,
The handbags appear on the iPod non-stop !